ATHLETES ROBBED AT OLYMPICS
The water is full of human sewage, the police are on strike, and the Olympic dorm rooms are less than average. It seems as though there is nothing more that can go wrong at this Olympics. Actually, there is. Athletes from the Australian delegation reported theft during a fire drill. The entire building was ordered to clear out for the purposes of an evacuation, but when the athletes returned, they found their property stolen. Australian Chef de Mission Kitty Chiller said that she saw three fire marshals walking out of the Olympic village with the Zika-protective team shirts the team had.